'Colliery Crack'

[Spinbowler]

Thanks for the panel's excellent match report. Knobhead. Here is mine:

BLACKHALL go into tomorrow’s game against Darlington at Feethams (2pm start) desperate to get their season back on the rails.
A sound thrashing at home to Guisborough on Saturday, which followed on from another loss to championship-seeking Middlesbrough last weekend, has left Hall floundering at the wrong end of the NYSD Premier Division.
The Collierymen never really recovered from the loss of both openers, Warren Swan and John Darby, with no runs on the board.
Hall were indebted to skipper Darren Hickey, who scored more than half of his side’s final total of 101 all out, with a classy half-century.
David Brown tried to keep Hickey company but when he was caught at first slip, the rest of the home batting collapsed like a pack of cards.
It is fair to say that at the moment, Hall have a longer tail than Kidder Bell - and that is saying something.
Paul Goodchild was the pick of the bowling with five wickets.
And it didn’t get any better when Hall began bowling.
Despite an early success for Jack Ward, the Priorymen raced to victory in double-quick time – losing just one more wicket – and the game was over just after 5pm.
New Zealander Greg Todd remained unbeaten on 34 and Jonny May made a hard-hitting 29.
BLACKHALL: WC Swan c Veazey b Russell 0, JI Darby c Veazey b Goodchild 0, A Booth lbw Russell 14, DJ Hickey lbw Goodchild 51, M Mirza lbw Russell 0, O Gwyn lbw Todd 7, DG Brown c Veazey b Goodchild 13, N Whitworth not out 3, C Brown c Dunn b Goodchild 0, J Ward c May b Goodchild 0, L Cushlow c Murray b Todd 0. Extras 10, Total 101 all out.
Bowling: N Russell 3-13, P Goodchild 5-47, G Todd 2-31.
GUISBOROUGH: G Todd not out 34, G Murray b Ward 1, R Murray c Swan b Ward 17, J May not out 29. Extras 21, Total 102 for 2.
Bowling: J Ward 2-17, L Cushlow 0-20, WC Swan 0-22, M Mirza 0-14, N Whitworth 0-15.
Guisborough (20 points) beat Blackhall (two) by eight wickets.
_________________
"Just a moment - will you shut the f*** up, I'm on the phone - sorry about that."

[Tiredness]

[nutkins]

Grant - he's not even that clever at hiding his tracks.

Waiting a full 13 minutes between the two separate threads early on a Sunday morning when the rest of us had been up till all hours!!!!!!
_________________
If it still grows - let it grow.

[Spinbowler]

_________________
"Just a moment - will you shut the f*** up, I'm on the phone - sorry about that."

[Tiredness]

your right nutkins he's a proper numbty!!!
he's even having a go at himself on the thing underneath each one of the panels posts!!!
to be honest mate! everyone knows now so you can stop it!!!

[Spinbowler]